34 The Definition of Manliness

This time around, the boys talk about all things manly, including female role models.

0:31 – The time Ryan forgot about Oscar

1:46 – Talking ’bout Brené Brown

3:40 – Die Hard is not the best Christmas movie

6:15 – The Internet can’t control me

8:06 – What Americans want out of their men

10:13 – It’s scientifically proven that Americans don’t want us

14:14 – Society: just a team of people

16:03 – To crush your enemies, see them driven before you and to hear the empowerment of the women

18:06 – That Bill Burr voice in the back of your head

19:07 – The exact moment at which Joey realized Ryan wasn’t raised by bigots

21:27 – Joey prefers kissing to panic attacks

24:16 – A constant cycle of dickishness fueled by an abundance of shame and idiocy

29:16 – Gay and proud… just don’t laugh at me

32:06 – Ryan’s mom: a better female role model than Jennifer Lawrence

33:47 – Chris Hadfield and a certain kind of woman

36:38 – Be interesting or fuck off, sort of

41:00 – This is not one of those episodes that ends well

43:24 – Obviously, Joey does not value the primacy of editing


33 Don’t Give Up Pope

During an especially cynical holiday season, the boys turn to the Vatican for answers and maybe, just maybe, a successor to Tony Stark.

0:22 – An agnostic and an atheist walk into a conversation about the Pope

2:50 – Some love for An Astronaut’s Guide to Life on Earth

4:08 – Those dickbag atheists, you know the ones…

5:25 – Ryan secures his one way ticket to Hell

6:00 – Pope Francis: awesome or Hitler?

7:03 – The usury suspects

9:23 – Our first commandment is “be a good dude”

13:32 – Introducing the motorcycle-riding, kick-ass pope

15:42 – An aside about divine hats

16:55 – Bat-Pope for President

18:41 – The difference between income and wealth

23:00 – Not what a white Christmas means

23:51 – We’re sorry, Asian Spider-Man

25:00 – Hungry people are hungry, and other economic facts

25:16 – Cognitive dissonance: maybe good, maybe bad

26:58 – …Ryan brings up Rob Ford

28:34 – Where are all of the crack-smoking gentlemen?

30:16 – Jesus, Sherlock Holmes and Batman

31:59 – Initiate Vatican Party Protocol

32:56 – Seriously though, Joey doesn’t do drugs