In this episode, the boys talk about virtual reality games, Pokémon Go, vaping memelords, dodging ads and why sincerity makes Ryan deeply uncomfortable.
In this episode, the boys talk about octogenarian figurine experts, being whimsical in the woods, Superman’s Dad, boring as fuck white dudes, the good ol’ capitalism and fandom entitlement.
“Plot holes only matter when craft fails.” – Joey
“How are these pre-teens gonna fuck? I need to know how these young teenagers are going to fuck.” – Ryan
Back again, the boys discuss why geeks tend to be dicks when talking about the media they love.
Talking about spirituality always makes us sound like a bunch of dicks, so here’s a whole episode about tarot cards, positive thinking, horoscopes and other witchcraft we totally don’t mind you enjoying.
Ryan didn’t remember what we talked about, so here’s a few quotes from the show:
“That word is tarot! Like carrot! That’s what it fucking said!” “You Americans and your shitty educations!”
Apparently, I’m an uneducated American because “I didn’t go to Hogwarts.” #themoreyouknow
“I am the master of funk!”
And to sum it up: We go from tarot to meditation, but ultimately, the theme is “do what makes you happy as long as it ain’t hurtin’ anybody.”