In this episode, the boys talk about American politics, what we think about when we think about the future and an impending apocalypse that may or may not be a thing.
A long, rambling intro. Profile pics of dicks that look like chicken parts. Avoiding a prostate exam. Hating on Ayn Rand. It’s the Frankenshow, a clip show made entirely of two discarded episodes from the distant past.
During an especially cynical holiday season, the boys turn to the Vatican for answers and maybe, just maybe, a successor to Tony Stark.
0:22 – An agnostic and an atheist walk into a conversation about the Pope
2:50 – Some love for An Astronaut’s Guide to Life on Earth
4:08 – Those dickbag atheists, you know the ones…
5:25 – Ryan secures his one way ticket to Hell
6:00 – Pope Francis: awesome or Hitler?
7:03 – The usury suspects
9:23 – Our first commandment is “be a good dude”
13:32 – Introducing the motorcycle-riding, kick-ass pope
15:42 – An aside about divine hats
16:55 – Bat-Pope for President
18:41 – The difference between income and wealth
23:00 – Not what a white Christmas means
23:51 – We’re sorry, Asian Spider-Man
25:00 – Hungry people are hungry, and other economic facts
25:16 – Cognitive dissonance: maybe good, maybe bad
26:58 – …Ryan brings up Rob Ford
28:34 – Where are all of the crack-smoking gentlemen?
30:16 – Jesus, Sherlock Holmes and Batman
31:59 – Initiate Vatican Party Protocol
32:56 – Seriously though, Joey doesn’t do drugs