A long, rambling intro. Profile pics of dicks that look like chicken parts. Avoiding a prostate exam. Hating on Ayn Rand. It’s the Frankenshow, a clip show made entirely of two discarded episodes from the distant past.
Screamer videos. Night spiders. The social media horrorshow. A better option for a better tomorrow.
Tribes. Social media marketing. Millennials. The big red button.
Joey would rather read pop psychology books than deal with his problems, so this time around, he’s decided to use some of his newly acquired knowledge to ruin Ryan’s day.
0:44 – Fucking up Ryan’s day, while at the same time doing nothing to reduce anxiety
2:47 – Knowing how to properly explain misery
4:35 – The Wayne Gretzky of Freaking Out
6:33 – The whole point of educating yourself is to better attack others
7:12 – Why Ryan procrastinates
10:52 – Growth mindset vs. fixed mindset
11:44 – High-minded hobo murder
13:55 – What it looks like inside your comfort zone
15:56 – If you want it, you have to do the work
17:40 – Don’t follow your passion
19:29 – College and university really are two different things
24:25 – Procrastination is its own reward
27:11 – Excuses, excuses
29:50 – Childhood psychology
32:37 – Don’t be smart; be good at failing
34:05 – We have no idea why anyone respects us, do we?
37:30 – Praise for the Great God Om!
38:10 – The tweet in question
39:00 – No, I’m not posting a link to the dog food video
42:26 – PSA: Joey quit drinking and doing drugs a while ago, so these are all completely sober thoughts
44:15 – The Now Habit, right now
46:20 – A plank of wood balanced between two skyscrapers
49:02 – Most content or greatest content
51:48 – Another in a series of down endings