I regret saying 'hoes.'

49 I Hope It Helps

A long, rambling intro. Profile pics of dicks that look like chicken parts. Avoiding a prostate exam. Hating on Ayn Rand. It’s the Frankenshow, a clip show made entirely of two discarded episodes from the distant past.

34 The Definition of Manliness

This time around, the boys talk about all things manly, including female role models.

0:31 – The time Ryan forgot about Oscar

1:46 – Talking ’bout Brené Brown

3:40 – Die Hard is not the best Christmas movie

6:15 – The Internet can’t control me

8:06 – What Americans want out of their men

10:13 – It’s scientifically proven that Americans don’t want us

14:14 – Society: just a team of people

16:03 – To crush your enemies, see them driven before you and to hear the empowerment of the women

18:06 – That Bill Burr voice in the back of your head

19:07 – The exact moment at which Joey realized Ryan wasn’t raised by bigots

21:27 – Joey prefers kissing to panic attacks

24:16 – A constant cycle of dickishness fueled by an abundance of shame and idiocy

29:16 – Gay and proud… just don’t laugh at me

32:06 – Ryan’s mom: a better female role model than Jennifer Lawrence

33:47 – Chris Hadfield and a certain kind of woman

36:38 – Be interesting or fuck off, sort of

41:00 – This is not one of those episodes that ends well

43:24 – Obviously, Joey does not value the primacy of editing