Podcasts

26 Geek Dicks

  • June 6, 2012
  • - Listening Time: 39 minutes

“Plot holes only matter when craft fails.” – Joey

“How are these pre-teens gonna fuck? I need to know how these young teenagers are going to fuck.” – Ryan

Back again, the boys discuss why geeks tend to be dicks when talking about the media they love.

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Podcasts

25 Whatever Makes You Happy

  • February 28, 2012
  • - Listening Time: 42 minutes

Talking about spirituality always makes us sound like a bunch of dicks, so here’s a whole episode about tarot cards, positive thinking, horoscopes and other witchcraft we totally don’t mind you enjoying.

Ryan didn’t remember what we talked about, so here’s a few quotes from the show:

“That word is tarot! Like carrot! That’s what it fucking said!” “You Americans and your shitty educations!”

Apparently, I’m an uneducated American because “I didn’t go to Hogwarts.” #themoreyouknow

“I am the master of funk!”

And to sum it up: We go from tarot to meditation, but ultimately, the theme is “do what makes you happy as long as it ain’t hurtin’ anybody.”

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